Haiku for a man parking selfishly

Post office, 12 Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
You park and get lunch


Here are alternate versions:

Post office, 12 Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
He parks and gets lunch

-or-

Post office, High Noon
Sign says “Customers Only”
You park and get lunch?!

Ice Cream Truck

Ice cream truck in the rain
No children want to to brave the showers
Your melody does not entice them

On Guard

Many years ago
I wore upon my feet
boots of leather
issued by Uncle Sam

He also saw to it
I had a ride
and many things to carry

My time in green
was not remarkable
or heroic
or
a cause for celebration

I was like so many
I served
I left
I remembered

I look upon those who followed
They had a harder time
I look upon those before me
They were humble heroes, too